'Picnics are now allowed!' bellowed Boris, so Johan packed his little bag with Marmite sandwiches, a shiny red apple and a bag of Wotsits and set off to his local beauty spot for a lovely alfresco lunch. Unfortunately, because none of the public toilets were open due to Covid-19, people had pooed everywhere, causing Johan to completely lose his appetite and return home, picnic uneaten.

Materials used: 'Found' ceramic figurine, ceramic paint, polymer clay.