Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall Tampons

Ever since *that* phone call between Charles and Camilla where he told the Duchess he'd like to live in her trousers and she suggested he 'turn into a pair of knickers' to which he responded, "A Tampax", the world's menstruating people have been waiting for a Royally endorsed period product. And now they need look no further, as the Souvenir Shop of the Haus of Lucy presents the 'Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall 'Charlie' Tampons'. Featuring the Duchy stamp of approval, they will allow the wearer to go 'hunting, fishing, shooting and shaking hands with commoners all whilst wearing a white skirt'. Don't let your period hold you back, grab a box of these and grab life by the ovaries!
Limited edition of fifteen, each is signed and numbered.