Why he insisted upon wearing his best tracksuit and Gucci slides (and the little scarf she'd made him from curtain material) just to muck out the geese was beyond Gavin's mum, but every morning he jumped out of bed at 5am, drowned himself in Lynx Africa and raced off to the yard to sweep up goose poo in his smartest two-piece. Little did his mum know that Gavin harboured a huge crush on Sarah, the milkmaid, and was trying desperately to impress her. Unfortunately for Gavin, Sarah had her eye on Tess, another milkmaid, who in turn fancied Gavin. Oh, what a tangled web we weave!

Materials used: Ceramic figurine, polymer clay, ceramic paint.