Single whether happily or not? Separated from your love by lockdown, or just sick of your spouse? Valentine's Day is not for everyone. In which case you might like my anti-V Day piece, 'Valentine's Day Massacre', which tells the story of David and Emma. Emma had just found out that every Tuesday night, instead of going to his Boys' Bingo Night, he had been secretly meeting up with her best friend Charlotte at the Cock Inn. So on Valentine's Day, when he had the cheek to present Emma with a box of Thorntons and a dove of peace, she lopped his head cleanly off. David wouldn't be meeting anyone at the Cock Inn any time soon. The cad!

Valentine's Day Massacre is a 1/1
Materials used: your nan's china ornament, ceramic paint, polymer clay, dolls house axe