Twinkles sighed sadly and blinked through his tears. It seemed that these days, no one wanted a clown at their parties; they all just wanted a lady called Elsa. And he'd seen Elsa; she was pretty but she didn't smash a custard pie in anyones face or honk a bicycle horn or even trip over her own feet. BORING! Luckily Twinkles had discovered a delicious herbal medicine which, really helped to take the pain away. ‘This stuff should be available on the NHS!' thought Twink as he threw back another menthol mouthful before being violently sick outside the job centre.

'Tears of A Clown' is an original by Haus Of Lucy
Materials used: Your Nan's china ornament, ceramic paint, dolls house item