*With the Platinum Jubilee fast approaching, last year Her Majesty The Queen came to the conclusion that the UK Coat of Arms was terribly out of date. Particularly since her Great (x14) uncle Henry VIII killed the last living unicorn whilst he was out hunting. Our Queen wanted something that would reflect 'modern society', so she approached me to design a new one. This new, updated crest has been immortalised on an 8" china plate and features, amongst others, classic British wildlife, a cup of tea, bingo cards, a roast dinner, Reebok Classics, beer, crisps and a new motto to live by; "Sorry, My Fault, I Do Apologise". Queen Elizabeth loves the new Coat of Arms and is planning to have it tattooed on her back for the Platinum Anniversary in February 2022.

UPDATE: Now our beloved Queen has gone, this plate is the perfect antidote to all the shite memorabilia which will be filling up the shops.

*before the lawyers descend, none of this is true, but I DID design a new coat of arms and the plate is really nice.Free P&P to the UK.

Ref: COA plate