Penny was so excited! She was going on a date tonight with Hunky Harry who was in her ‘wild swimming’ crew and if he looked as good in clothes as he did in his speedos, she was in for a treat. Penny agonised about what to wear as Harry hadn’t seen her in clothes before either (would he recognise her? Lol), finally settling on her favourite Stussy sweatshirt teamed with a ball gown. So imagine her horror when she arrived at Brighton’s finest vegan restaurant to find Harry sporting bootcut jeans paired with black pointed shoes and a Michael Bolton t-shirt. Penny had to feign a sudden illness so she could leave and unfortunately also had to part ways with her ‘wild swimming’ group so she’d never have to face Harry again. Bootcut jeans! The horror!

Materials used: Your nan's china figurine, polymer clay, ceramic paint, varnish