Unless you've been living under a (Brighton) rock, you'll know what an utter travesty Southern Water is. And to highlight their sewage-related shitshow (literally), I have created a limited range of 20 special 'Southern Water Snowstorms'. Each is signed and numbered and comes with real Brighton pebbles, little poos and toilet roll all inside a globe of yellow sea. I'll have the range with me this Sunday at the enter gallery yard sale so come and see me early if you'd like to snap one up. Right, I'm off for a swim! Not really.

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