Bertie's 225k followers (ok, so he *may* have paid for some of them, but you needed a decent number to apply for Love Island, which was his #goal next summer) might think his life was easy, but no one understood the work it took to curate his feed. He couldn't remember the last time he enjoyed a hot meal because it took so long to photograph his food, he'd damaged his teeth from all the whitening and last night he had been up for hours perfecting his tan. He was exhausted! As Bertie snapped his 225th #selfie of his new #Gucci scarf and 'Off The Grid' (oh the irony!) cross-body bag, he day-dreamed about dropping off the grid himself being able to eat #avocadotoast without styling it 10 different ways...

'#Selfie' is an original by Haus Of Lucy.
Materials used: Your Nan's china ornament, polymer clay, ceramic paint, photographic paper, dolls house item

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