Miss Jones, the art teacher, was in despair. In today's lesson little Jack had painted a large mans' 'private parts' and claimed it was art. 'When I grow up I want to be a Young British Artist' he explained. 'You have to draw willies and fannies and then people buy your pictures for millions of pounds. I've already had interest from Charles Saatchi'. It was at that moment Miss Jones decided being an artists' agent might be quite the career move for her.

Materials used: Your Nan's china figurine, ceramic paint
Dimensions: 11cm H, 8cm W, 6cm D

Ref: YBA